Blogger Reactivate!

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After much private deliberation..

. I have decided to reactivate my Blogger as my primary blog service after spending an inordinate ^^) years doing basically nothing but tacking away at Facebook. With only a strange drunk mega rant series on the old Black blog it is an interesting feeling to log back into blogger and see the stats. One of the categories I have here on the 0ne_B10g has over a thousand views! And! I havnt even put 10 posts up on it? So I think this is a good place to set into working harder. Part of the Black Blog was psuedo anonymity, so I need to move. If you are reading this cotemporaniously I am at this time pretty well digitally diversified. I have all the Friend Feeds and Mys to accompany my Facebook and Twitter. Facebook and Twitter. Facebook and Twitter are the backbone of every person online's social media experience, and no one is capable of being on all the places. So you have to pick and choose but that is not a bad thing, I dont have a Reddit account. I dont know, I dont like Reddit, and there are so many mashup style data linkages that I actually hear about reddit fairly often. I simply feel no draw to actually use Reddit. I have considered adding a Reddit account just to 'up' things.. but whatever, not a high priority for me atm.simle:

. Campaign Smile . is still on ::def::

. Now, I have no more important NewS than the fact that I am going to start a vlog. I have been devouring the nerdyness of The Geek & Sundry Vlogs channel, and my curious distaste at the idea of doing a solo project is waning. I .. just .. I am a production minded person. My play tables are covered with candy goblins to be devoured upon cleave, and I dont think I ever conducted when I did not also give the players drawings ( I am a fair hand at caricature ). Now, I dont like music backgrounds, I am not that much of a DJ, but I nonetheless spend allot of time crafting my plays when I can, and always have paper and pens to draw impromptu maps, or POV perspectives of scenes for a complicated 'what do I see?' question. Similar, to me, sitting a camera on a book and then reading the script is about as low as I think I can physically go. Red Phone Zone had a camera/sound guy, multiple hosts, and usually a live studio audience fyi.smirk:

. If this is the first page of mine that you are reading and found your way here through either Campaign SMile or some other path you can click on my profile to see the blog categories. Warning some can get quite long, and note; I consider this short. Which is why I break them into categories instead of one long blog reel. As part of this reactivation I will be reading these things and embedding the vlogs into the post which you already know, because as I write this I havent recorded it, but as you read it you may have already watched the video. Yes that means I am vlogging with transcripts more than I am blogging, but something in that transition of concept from solo project to youtube produced blogger is basically what I have been faceblogging for the last three years. My only defense for taking so long is that I am kind of lazy I guess. omg.shrug:

OK, and in other NewS!

. Since 2011 ( .. 12, 13, 14 ) wow three years.. :shrug: I have picked up on three major geek out level fandoms. First, Marina and The Diamonds, love this lady, wow. Shesza singer. Bo Burnham, is a phenomenal comedian whose work is out on the leading edge of what 'stand up' and 'comedy' can do. Far from just standing there and telling poop jokes, this guy does a multimedia convergent concept presentation, and it is spectacular. And, of course, you may have already heard, Geek & Sundery, these people basically stole my idea - not really but the If You Shea Show, would fit into Geek & Sundry vlogs like a lego tree on a green block. Their Table Top show is a mirror image of my Paris Hilton and her new best friend play TTRPGs show concept. Google Them .smile:

Thor and Fucking Suckerpunch

Fucking Suckerpunch. Recently I sat down to watch the new movies Thor and Fucking Suckerpunch. There is no particular connection between the two films other than the fact that I watched them at the same time. They also seem to share a theme of being non love stories. There is no love story in Suckerpunch, and the romance of Thor played out more like what you imagine a god's might be. Instant absolute adoration of a mere mortal. I have heard some saying that Natalie Portman might as well have been masturbating on screen, but I ask you? How would you feel meeting one of the gods? Zues, A Yama King, ..Thor. Even were you unsure of who he was you would still feel the power of the individual. Like I have said before; Everyone must have loved and respected Clark Kent. No matter how meek he may have been there is no way to hide that sense of confidence being invincible would bring. Being a god would change the way you looked at the world and change the way you carry yourself for the better.

One of the things I can say about Fucking Suckerpunch in light of Thor is that Fucking Suckerpunch does overtly what superhero movies should do in subtext. What I mean is that a super hero movie should be a metaphorical extrusion of the psychological realm into a dramatic play. I do not think that Thor pulled that element off very well. I felt like 'this is a god that came down to earth' which I think is very appropriate for this character. There is very little of the Hulk's inner rage being drawn large over Bruce Banner's frame. The Donald Blake transformation was thrown away for a nod, and what we had was not a complex modification of a social event ( I could stretch and say that Donald got a headwound or whatever and had amnesia and that caused them all to get arrested and then the final battle was a statement of facing the insanity of Donald's god complex, perhaps not amnesiac but definitely some sort of significant behavioral shift ) but an actual play of a 'deity' stepping out of the sky and walking the earth. How do you react to meeting one of the gods? Do you kneel? Do you pray? Do you start lauding the guy? I mean he is … an ancient … god … after all.

Fucking Suckerpunch and Thor are both rad fight battle movies. Without a doubt the combat was the best part of both of the two movies. Suckerpunch being the superior fighting movie without a doubt at all. Thor was allot of talk, sort of messianic by way of the the elder eddas, and there was some small statement on a society full of secrets and government control. 'They took my iPod' I think was a snort line from the lab assistant in Thor. Suckerpunch also wins the appropriate humor award. Thor managed to be decently heavy ( what with the war and the betrayals ) while at the same time cracking allot of corny lines. Cheesy. Good fun cheese hero movie. At no point did Thor even slightly deviate from the comedic hero. He was unstoppable. Never gave up. He found his lesson in the mud and the rain, and after kneeling he acknowledged that he was being immature ..at three thousand years old. Admittedly the majority of those centuries of god hood were spent in daily combat. That could also have been brought to play into Thor more better. Thor did a good job being a tactician, but if he had led an army in that final battle scene I would have absolutely loved it.

Except for the fail ending that reminded me of Wanted, Fucking Suckerpunch was marvelous in both the acting and the execution of intricately timed sequences. The battles were hyper metaphoric. Literally overt mental analogies as directly as the majority of the movie. The true tale is told in the first ten minutes of the story and the rest is clearly and plainly being told within the primary character's mind. Fucking Suckerpunch is like Finigan's Wake in that way. Babydoll is dreaming her life away, and even has a dream where dreaming is more than dreaming, because if she could dream her way out of her problems she would be set. She couldn't, but it was a marvelous ride of harlotry and hyper sensualized combat. I particularly liked the world war trench combat in which the four girls were fighting and posing together. For a moment I was reminded of the Battle Angel sequence from Sin City.

What I want to see from another Thor -or Avengers- is a more militantly minded Thor. This theme was not commonly used in comics because reading a list of tactical directives takes very little time on a comic page ( though I do not recall any real 'tactical' issues of the old Thor comics, that doesn't mean its not there as I have not read them all ) and for most people is relatively dry. Even giving speeches is something of a throwaway panel in a comic book. In a movie however.. In the Ultimates line of Thor the character was a literal deity walking the earth 'midguard' and he had a cult of followers. I want to see the cult and I want to see the three thousand year old guy telling the forty year olds how to win a war. I think that a Skrull invasion would be just plain great for the Avengers movie. We got an army of mutants to be working in the backdrop ( maybe do a news reel of Spiderman fighting in New York side by side with the Fantastic Four's Human torch ) Hulk, Iron Man, Cap, Thor … I say Dr Light, Spider Woman ( in this case I would go with a completely unrelated woman of a different name than either of the girls in the comic who is simply inspired by the idea of superman and happens to be a speedster as opposed to actual spider powers ), maybe Wonderman/Scarlet Witch/Vision, but it seems like five Avengers is right.

In fucking Suckerpunch, I would like an alternate ending, and back to Thor. Man it would be cool to be a fucking god. I mean you wouldn't be afraid of anything. You could have serious thoughts about ..like.. smiting cities. Walking into the lands of the dead. Calling thunder and lightning to do your bidding. I particularly like the digs. Thor was an amazing job of transforming the art nouveau line work of Kirby's costuming onto a three dimensional medium. I was half expecting a more primevil look, but no. We had hard core Eternals and Inhumans looking Viking Gods. Very nice. My initial bet would have been that it won't look good to try and capture that Kirby Eternals look, and I would have lost that bet. I would have liked to see a pair of super hot Valkeryies. Natalie and the girl who played Sif are nothing to sneeze at, but there was allot of manflesh action and not allot of Valkeryies. Basically what I am saying is take the babes out of fucking Suckerpunch and put them in Thor and we would have a mega uber movie.

Funnily enough Suckerpunch is a tragedy and Thor is a comedy. By that I mean Thor wins and Babydoll looses. Both are hard core action movies, and both have super aggrandized combat sequences. The ladies of Suckerpunch perform super human ninja moves, and Thor was pretty much Thor. The mega hammer action was very well done. Neither of them were a romance unless you consider a complete one sided form of hero worship to be romantic, and I believe both of them accomplished their goals very adequately. In Thor we have the comedic uber mensch standing tall as a bastion of self understanding and ever upward improvement as a great guy becomes even yet a better person, while in Suckerpunch we have a cautionary tale wrapped around a woman who you are able to almost forget is absolutely and unequivocally doomed. Suckerpunch's lilting ennui hides behind the clever action, while Thor's invincible optimism is blaring in four colors throughout the entire production. I do not foresee any sort of continuance of the Suckerpunch franchise, and of course I look foreword expectantly toward the making and release of The Avengers.

Fixed the 8-bit :) Nintendo! Not W!!!

Lo! For and our hero The Dragon Warrior Shea! Decended of ..., and scion of your hope! Shea! Was nearly lain to rest by a metal clad knight in the desert. The Metal Knight did battle with Shea! and the iron clad ally of the Dragon Lord did nearly destroy Shea!'s magical armor! Were it not for the Spell of return The Tale of the Dragon Warrior, all our hopes, and the dream of freedom would have surely perished! Praise the wize wizards who tought Shea! the works of magic, lo and though they ally with The Dragon Lord and not the people.

Rested and healed The Dragon Warrior told your King of his travels. None clues has Shea! found in his search. The wize man of the ... shrine denys The Dragon Warrior's identity, and not a sign of your Princess's whereabout have been found. Tales of a werewolf maurauding in the desert town of ... Have reached your King. The Dragon Warrior will search into the south, find the werewolf and perhaps learn more of the quest of the Scion of ..., or even your Princess.

Dead Cat?

When you would believe something of someone that insults them dearly ..that hurts ~ said the cats ~ weird day. Good day.

In Developing News

Progress on Dragon Warrior project has come to a halt.

Fixing 8 bit famicon … :grrr:

Blogging continues as normal.

Novel ..two chapters.. considering tossing it and restart, I like chapter one.

Bolt Series season one unedited.

Bolt Season two, 1/3rd written.

Bolt Sequence final line, written.

Havaline Novella Trilogy, book one written. Unedited, no grafix.

Zynga Marketing Campaign ..coincide with Ecademy? Need machine.

Knock It Off, a martian movie. started as of this post.

WoD First Apocalypse ~ pending White Wolf Approval

Shadowrun the MMORP ~ licensing problems..

Wonderful World Marketing and Investment plan, sold one dollar!

Ecademy marketing plan, supplemental (aka all in my head)

Second Life Marketing, pending dual core access.

J.U.S.T.I.C.E. Sequential Narrative

Arsenal Video Game ~ entierly conceptual.

Reaction Video Game ~ entierly conceptual

Magic Warriors Video Game ~ entierly conceptual.

Civilization the Zynga, entierly conceptual.

Space Colony the Zynga/SL/Mys/FB/Bebo ~ :hehe: entierly conceptual.

Investigating Connect Media Syndication options for The If You Shea Show / Ecademy.

d20 Lounge, growing membership :doff:

Social Media Integration ..sigh..

Complete SRD, worming forward.

Campaign :SMILE: !! good!

Getting a computer a job and a car ..unknown..

Getting Married ..pending..

Crazy, Mad, or Just Plain Stupid ~ draft three of sequence rewrites.

Martian Story, written.

d20 Tour ~ building ;)

..Send G4 script (blot season 1 episode 4) to D'shean!!

.. and ..Design a dragon from chromosome to implementation ..heh, well ;)

~ Shea, 4/20/2011
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Ninety Nine Percent Discount Million Dollar Pencils, none.. :)
Published Articles, two!! :D

Blog Interrupted, Real News!

Thinking about how long it will be until I have an eye implant and cyber remote. These things exist. They are being tested on monkeys, and they apparently love em. Think of the machine as a part of your simple body and move the robot arm exactly as you do your own. Woop woop!

I am not expressly aware of the control mechanism of the eye, but I would, LOVE to take mind snap shots. Autosnap, or winks?

I like calling em winks. That's cool. As I was saying, I want this now. Where can I volunteer for robot arm and optical implants!?

Holy Crap! Aliens!
http://vault.fbi.gov/hottel_guy/Guy Hottel Part 1 of 1/view

Flamming Pissed Off

I am frustrated. My news journalism career is probably going to be not happening. Being non localated is so hard actually. Once you are on that rol of updating everything and throwing in stuff about what you are doing it is hard to not. Fuck! God Damn! Now? I can't load the email ap on mah blasted pre! Stupid fucking hack/virus bullshit! I am TRYING to ACCOMPLISH something and if al of my time if god damn WASTED With this PETTY crap! You might as wel beat me to death with a fucking hammer! I want ..a steady income. I want ..to accomplish my (accomplish, not yelp about failing, A C C O M P L I S H) my goals. As written and set, and the same since twenty years damn near gone by now. I am a damn hard worker, and I have learned my lesson about sick days. I can't even work without geting mean mugged and yelled at by the people I live with because they act like my talk is bluster and an excuse to not actually accomplish anything. Apparently creative arts are bullshit compared to putting nails into boards. Apparently you would rather live in a world without the Onion News network and other forms of relaxed entertainment. Nooo, itsgot be hammer and fucking nails all damn day long, oh can't use a computerr, I'l work on game stuff.. Baahhh! The only thing separating me from accomplishing my goals is resources and people that think I am some sort of confidance man eliciting money from people for nothing. I am actually serious about a cross country tour. I do not posses that thing.. Whatcha call it, stage fright. I know who I am and I am completely out about it. I just ..only.. SOLEly ..NEED CAPITOL

OMG OMG OMG Big Brother!? -press release-

I might get on Big Brother!! I randomed across the open walkin auditions!? Woot!!

Blog.

Thank You!

I have yet to implement much of your suggestions :smirk: I am online mostly through WebOS and itsa bit too touchy for web development :smirk: but I plan to when I have a computer! :hehe: I haven't tried to download any of the movies, doubt they will work on the palm pre. Its handy dandy for email and fb and such and such. The store front issue is actually something I had been seeking online :smirk: What do you think of the :smile: icon? Being a CSS4/5 type thing. :ifyousheashow: :cnet: :link: The grammar is SMS.

. ? ! :period: :interrogative: :bang: :interrobang: !? :!?: Each one is a :smile.icon serving as a terminator, parenthetical, or exclamatory . :stop: :dot: written below ' *Blog. Money. Earn. Share* ' [blue, u, large] and :alinks. won't hardly need to be written . you collect them like widgets and drag them. They come with fourteen kinds of eloaded icon serving from a satalite this side of the moon :awe: hands trained from high speed video games and wii motes manipulating the internet with a holographic rubics cube :zap: their hands monitored by laser trackers and gyroscopic sensors :dot:

:send: @hatim2 :s:

Note, you would also be able to spot record words as data objects and toss them on an icon. Like I could hit the go button and say 'thank you' and then flick the widget the right way and link it to the :s: that I could be typing with a ten key at a faster rate than any qwerty. Imagine someone playing a guitar as the interface of a computer? COuld be done ..what kind of songs would that make.. sorry rambling. Thanks, hey, do you mind if I blog this email? Its actually a nice natural use of complete :smile. grammar as a whole sentence/paragraph :wave::up:

^ (: That would be a thumbs up waving back and forth! :smile:

On Fri, Apr 1, 2011 at 8:09 PM, Blog. Money. Earn. Share wrote:

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How To Add Cool Subscription Email Form To Your Blog !! Posted: 01 Apr 2011 04:28 AM PDT Hi guys, Happy April fools Day. Hehehe, No this post is not regarding April fool but Its just regarding some good tutorial. Now in this post I will help you form a good cool Feed Subscription form, So that visitors can subscribe to your feeds. Now As usual this is going to be Simple and easy all you have to do is follow this few steps and you will have a cool Subscription form added to your site. Now follow this simple steps as usual. Log in to your bloggers account. Go to Design > Page element > add a gadget. choose HTML/Javascript And paste the below code <img alt='' border='0' src='http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6769/panda1x.png' style=' padding-bottom:20px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; width:150px; ;height:150px;'/> <br/> Join the team! By Submitting your email address: http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=GetPaidForEverythingYouDo', 'popupwindow', 'scrollbars=yes,width=550,height=520');return true" style="padding: 5px;" target="popupwindow"> apos;mbt1'" onmouseover="this.className=&apos;mbt1 mbt1hov'" value="GO!" type="submit"> Now You see some of the codes are in different color. Now every color has come changes to be done. Now everything that is highlighted in Red is you feed address. go to your feed burner and check out your feed address. Go to feed burner and then click on Edit feed details you will get something like this : This is your feed ID repace everything in Red with your Feed Id. Now the Orange one is the Image link. Can you see my Subscription form and the panda on the side that's the image. You can find other cool images on Google and just replace this image link. if you dont want then dont do it. Next is Green The test marked in green is the color codes. You can change the color codes according to your template and blend it to your template color. Find the color does on Google. Just type Html color chat. Now next is Purple this is just and extra part if you want to edit then only do it. The purple part is the width and the height of the form. blend it according to your template. If you still have any problem just contact me through comments I will definetly help you out. Guys it seriously takes a lot of time and effort to post this tutorials. A word of thanks would be appreciated. Regards

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